Fooberedo's Club Penguin Cheats

Hello and wazzup peoples. This is Yellow Oreo1, the General of the Club Penguin Timber Wolves. Since we are really seeming to stink as we go along in the year with getting a large army size etc, etc., etc., I just wanted to have a little fun and make a post. But this isn't just any regular old post, IT'S THE CLUB PENGUIN WEIRD AWARDS FOR 2009!!!!!!!!

First, I have to start off with the weirdest party of the year. And our nominees are *drum roll* please: The Festival of Flight, the Winter Fiesta, the Fall Fair, or the April Fools' Partay!

AND THE WINNER OF THE WEIRDEST PARTY OF THE YEAR IS.....................................................

THE...............................................................................................

FALL FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, this was the most insane Fall Fair Party I have ever been to in my Club Penguin life! The weird Puffle Circus, the silly decorations, and the mustache at the Member Prize Booth. I know what you're thinking, "How come the April Fools' Party did not win?"

Hello? Do you really think I would choose an obvious answer, so I decided to be weird.

Ok, the next weird award is the most disturbing video sent in by Fooberedo.

Your nominees are: "The Most Random Video You'll Ever See", "Mad Scientist Gone Mad", "What Happens When You Tip the Iceberg", and Fooberedo's Vocal Fry.

AND THE WINNER IS......................................................................................THE VIDEO OF................................................WAIT, IT'S A TIE!.....................................................BETWEEN "FOOBEREDO'S VOCAL FRY" AND "THE MOST RANDOM VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it's a tie. Why? Well, one reason is that I'm from Mississippi, so you will see a lot of ties here! Second, these videos were so weird and disturbing and unexplainable, that it was a dead tie! Now why I chose "The Most Random Video You Will Ever See" is because that hamster was just freaking me out. (Thanks a lot Foob, you nearly gave me a heart attack!). And I picked "Fooberedo's Vocal Fry" because of the weird gurgling noice at the end, and, my voice really isn't as deep as Fooberedo's even when he talks normally. I'm serious, when he was first talking, I thought he began the vocal fry. I'm his same age and on a scale on how I compare to the capacity of Fooberedo's vocal box to mine, which has been real high-pitched a lot of my life, Brendon wins by a good 3000 points. So that was very scary.

Now, two awards down, three more to go. Our next candidate is.......................................The weirdest Club Penguin Rumor of the Year. Now this was really weird, and the candidates are even stranger, but here they are: The rumor where you could tip the Migrator, the rumor how if no one was on the metal sheet during the Dance-a-thon party on the top of the Night Club in January, Cadence would come out and give everyone in the room a free background and an MP3000, or I-Pod, the rumor where if you stay on Rockhopper's ship while he is departing from Club Penguin, you would be taken to Rockhopper Island where you could make statues and adopt as many red puffles as you want, and lastly, the rumor where is of a Hider of the Ice Rink, which was rumored to be found in mission 1, that he broke that glass in the fishing hole and swam to the Ice Rink and made a secret room underground, however this rumor has not been proven false yet.

And the winner is *drum roll*............................................................................................................................The Cadence "CLEAR THE LANDING PAD" rumor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is senseless, weird, untrue, senseless, absent-minded, and did I mention already it is senseless? Though it would be very cool if it was true!

Our second last award is, the Weirdest Blogger of 2009 award. The nominees are (duh):

Billybob, Screenhog, and Happy77. And the obvious winner of the Weirdest Blogger of the "What's New?" blog for 2009 is...................................................................................................HAPPY77!!!!!! (woo woo!)

I really don't think I should explain why she is the weirdest blogger, but I do want to say I love her candy obsessions! (She's not the only one! :-])

Now it's time for the last award! *Awww!* And the last award is the best game of 2009!!!!!! Now, our nominees are: Card-Jitsu Fire, Jet Pack Adventure, Find Four, and Sled Racing! And after a real tough decision, the winner, and the Best Game of 2009, *drum roll*..................................................................SLED RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sled Racing has experienced the most improvements this year, and you don't have to be a new game to be real fun. Sled Racing has had music, as long as special items you can bring into the game, added to it. I know from hanging out at the Ski Hill that Sled Racing isn't a game that you play and then finish and get bored of. It's filled with good sports managing obstacles, novices and experts alike, just out having fun on their sleds. I think that the best part is the enjoyment that you get out of the game, and when you compare Sled Racing to the other games in Club Penguin, it is a clear winner.

Well, that does it for me, and the 2009 Weird Awards, we had a great fun-filled year, and we are sure to have another one in 2010. Congrats to all of the big wieners! (Thanks for the jokes Mimo777!) Well, I hope you had a time just as good as I did, 'till next time!

Yellow Oreo1